28 February 2002 ::
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Meet me at the corner of Collision Course and Wackiness!
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27 February 2002 ::
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I was never worried about her being some 55-year-old evil-genius psycho in Baltimore
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How would you redesign cities from the ground up? Would you design an
oceanic arcology?
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If you've never read any Vernor Vinge, why not start with his short story
True Names?
(Note: This was written in 1981. Rather prescient, no?)
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26 February 2002 ::
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Acquiring sufficient financial means to broaden my future light cone.
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25 February 2002 ::
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We are Shiva destroyer of worlds and by extension patriots
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22 February 2002 ::
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Sir, do not exterminate. These are structural cockroaches.
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Need a change of pace? Perhaps you could become a fantasy roleplaying character.
This test will
tell you what you would be happiest doing. A sort of Tolkien school counselor.
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Glenn Juskiewicz
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Why is so much science fiction unreadable these days? Perhaps because it has managed to
lose
the future, somewhere along the way.
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I'm getting just a wee bit tired of
Mullah
Ashcroft's religious gibberings.
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21 February 2002 ::
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"More specific" doesn't mean "louder."
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In the mid-90s, a teenager in Michigan decided to
build his own
breeder reactor as part of a Boy Scout project. By the end of it, the EPA was in his
mother's back yard in contamination-proof bunny suits. He had, it seems, actually managed
to build a crude breeder reactor. (Build your own atom storage box! And it really,
really works.)
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Some turns of phrase are just too interesting and strange to allow to pass by without
comment, such as the words which appear near the end of this Nature article:
computational origami.
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20 February 2002 ::
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I am the master of this curtain! I am the master of all window treatments!
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19 February 2002 ::
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Funk this, you wookie!
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Despite the increased security at movie studios these days, someone has
stolen
the captain's chair from the set of Star Trek: The Next Generation. It is
estimated to be worth fifteen to twenty thousand dollars.
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Ivy Kilgannon
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This is the height of stupid geek humor.
But I don't care. It's funny.
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Never be confused by the verbiage in a Robert Jordan novel again: know the
arms and armor of the
Middle Ages.
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18 February 2002 ::
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Did you just try to eat my head?
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15 February 2002 ::
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If you're an Illuminatus, why that haircut?
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14 February 2002 ::
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That was a disturbing psycho-muppet episode.
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13 February 2002 ::
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Make your Penguin last longer... refuse to eat it until it has learnt algebra.
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With modern technology, everything is possible. Even
constructing the One Ring:
The One Truck would shine like gold, turn invisible on a moment's notice,
and ooze a steady stream of nicotine and vitamin E and whispered encouragements
to mischief. It would be mildly radioactive, but if you were hanging around it — or
God forbid, driving one of the other trucks it commands — then this would be the least
of your problems.
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Susan Monroe
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Anti-Semitism is on the rise again in France.
The French
authorities stand by and let it happen, or blame it on bad economic conditions (as if
that somehow excuses violence). Didn't we
discuss this problem with
Europe once before? Didn't that discussion involve the firebombing of major cities?
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12 February 2002 ::
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Today is a good day for science!
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Otakon, with 28.1 acres of floorspace, is more than
6.25 times the size of the most powerful warship ever built, the nuclear-powered
aircraft carrier
U.S.S. Enterprise
(flight deck size: 4.47 acres, per January's
National Geographic).
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Tired of your tiny apartment? Looking for something a little more spacious? Bored with
breathing oxygen? Why not buy some land on
the Moon?
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Glenn Juskiewicz
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Television (and
an
antiquated phone system) nearly kill a little old lady. Film at 11.
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11 February 2002 ::
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Ascended minds are discovered to be just dead brains in jars
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You have played cops and robbers, simple minds say "Let’s pretend." You are not simple mind
in stupid world, you are to check the rules and octagon numbers. Children are to play "Let’s
pretend," Aristotle has said 500 years ago "Stories have structure, which average man does
not comprehend." You comprehend in the
TIMECUBE!!!! (View with wonder
and horror a roleplaying game based on the mad ramblings of
Gene Ray.)
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8 February 2002 ::
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Turn your head, don't look back; set your sails for a new horizon
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We direct your attention to this
list of Masonic lodge officers.
We further direct your attention to the big mook in the upper left
of the staff picture. Then look at the list of officers. Look specifically for "Steward."
Aiie! Photographic evidence that our own Glenn Juskiewicz is a member of the World
Illuminati Rulership Cabal!
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7 February 2002 ::
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Just look at them over there, growing their beards in anger
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Want to learn a little modern history? This
essay manages to be a clever sendup of alternate-history fiction, a scathing commentary
on book reviews, and a readable history of the real Falklands War, all rolled into one.
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A foreign currency trader for the American branch of Allied Irish Banks in Baltimore has
been accused of defrauding the bank of three-quarters
of a billion dollars. I heard on NPR just a short while ago that the trader,
John Rusnak,
is a Pennsylvania native. Local boy made bad.
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6 February 2002 ::
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There were plants and birds and rocks and things
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5 February 2002 ::
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The newest, bestest oxygen
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Time, the philosophers say, is a scientific idea imposed on
the Universe by humans. If that's true, then your clock should
look as scientific as possible. Why not build an uber-techie
nixie-tube
clock?
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Glenn Juskiewicz
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4 February 2002 ::
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The St. Louis Arch makes a convenient carrying handle for the whole continent
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Idiot auditors, overenthusiastic stock analysts, and people paid $300,000 to look the other
way: Dave
Barry looks at Enron.
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Somehow, brave, just, and clever people like
Marion
Pritchard continually bubble to the top of the human race. Knowing people like her
exist makes me feel a little better about the world.
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1 February 2002 ::
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I bounced lightly off the hood of a Ford Festiva
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