In fact, it's hard to imagine a shower long enough to wash away the experience of simply viewing the show, much less having produced, programmed or participated in it.
--Variety magazine, writing about "Breaking Bonaduce"
The Turkish Jester, by Nasreddin Hoca:
Nasrudin sat on a river bank
when someone shouted to him
from the opposite side:
"Hey! how do I get across?"
"You are across!" Nasrudin shouted back.
Portrait of the Artist as a Young Biomechanoid